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No Secrets

by Sex/Ed

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1.
STD Fury 04:03
Ring ring -What up V? Hey Muffdive. -You get any last week? Oh I got some. First he kissed me, then he dissed me. This morning, I woke up with a motherfuckin’ STD. -Fuck nooooo Uh, crVxn here. Tryin’ to get the chicks fixed up in here Who wanna lick a dick that’s clean and clear Holla at a lady who’s smart and weird. From now on there’s no more secrets Ain’t gonna let no liar beat this You might call me a gonorrhealist Honesty is not a weakness. Now I bet you’re wonderin’: what she got beneath that skirt? I bet she has an STD I wonder if it hurt Well I just got my pap smear and I don’t got no clap here But if I did I’d let you know it, before I’d let you blow it. So what’s your symptom and who’d you get that itch from? Let’s talk about it Herpes, AIDS, let’s talk about it Crabs, scabies, syphilis, rabies, crazy shit be on your labies Don’t be shy be unabashed Go ahead and ask, “What’s up with that rash?” You got an STD, and now you’re stressing me. Can I ask you a question please What’s going on underneath them jeans? Not trying to be mean just gotta make sure that you’re clean Cus if you want me on your team, first you gotta give me honesty. H to the E to the P type B. Shit’s longterm better tell wifey Lips blowing up just like hyphey In fact looking back it’s more than likely that You gave me herpes on purpose. You gave me the herp on purpose. Yeah motherfucker you can say I’m nervous, Pulling my hair when I gave you service. K to the motherfucking R to the motherfucking U to the E to the L (That’s Kruel!) If you want to get with me that’s cool But first you gotta know that I’m no fool. So, raise your hand if you got the clap And smack your man if he raised it, snap! Who me? Not physically, but I got mad sympathy. I ...wanna...fuck...tonight But first I gotta see that it looks alright Pull off your belt, unzip your pants Looking good let’s make romance But you need some professional information Cus it might not be the time of the inflammation So come on, now, don’t be ashamed To drop your pants for somebody that’s trained. So if you got the clap I don’t hate you boy but you need to step back Getting cleared up’s easy just do it now so we can get sleazy. Diseases from venus Apply three times daily to your penis And if you want to stick me with your wangus or give me funnilangus Go check yourself, protect yourself Make sure you got a clean bill of health. You know I’m feeling nasty but don’t try to put one past me Your anaconda won’t get none unless you wear a condom Then we can live large. Put one on and I’ll drop discharge! To the ladies who got scabies, to the fellas who don’t tell us Let’s talk about it Herpes, AIDS, let’s talk about it Crabs, scabies, syphilis, rabies, crazy shit be on your labies Don’t be shy be unabashed Go ahead and ask, “What’s up with that rash?” I'm repping Bmore but I don't like crabs THAT much! I don’t drive without my glasses And you better wear a condom when you tap this asses! You wondering why all those ladies be pissed When you walking around like a syphilanthropist! NO SECRETS.
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No glove no love that's real to me Don't give a fuck how much you're feeling me! If you wanna be my lover you are gonna wear a rubber Give me any shit and you're never gonna hit it Never. Ever. Never ever never ever! You think you are different? You think you're the shit? You think no one else prefers sex without it? If you're man enough to fuck, you're man enough to gear up. Some sacrifices must be made if you and your partner are going to be safe. If you can't keep it up with a condom on Then give me head now and we'll try later on! I can be patient, and you know I'm real nice But on this issue, I'm not gonna compromise. But I'm allergic! -So find a non-latex condom! They make 'em for a reason Or we could just use the strap on... Baby I just wanna know how it feels without a condom between us. -Me too, but you're gonna have to live with your curiosity. It ruins the moment. -So does your baby screaming in the next room. Just the tip, don't you trust me? I promise I'll put out in time. -You're asking me to put my health on the line Can't pull out fast enough to prevent an STI! No glove no love that's real to me Don't give a fuck how much you're feeling me! If you wanna be my lover you are gonna wear a rubber Give me any shit and you're never gonna hit it Never. Ever. Never ever never ever! Not in a million, billion years. People of the world, protect yourselves. If some fool whines in your ear Or tries to push it in unrobed Push him out the door!
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You talk about it first? -Yeah. You got a safe-word? Yeah. You don't strangle, or suffocate... -or choke, or asphixiate? Nooo way. TIMES…ARE…ROUGH… and being a woman isn’t easy Can you accept my needs and not judge what pleases me? I wanna lose control but I need to know I’m safe So this is how it’s gonna go if you and I are gonna play… In public, we’re equals ropes are our little secret. I’m a big bad girl, and I’ve got a killer brain Uh huh: a feminist who doesn’t mind a little bit of pain… So Tie me up when I’m down Hold my arms to the ground Put your hand on my mouth Ride me hard ‘til I shout I hate feeling blue but hell—reality bites; And when I feel it nip I gotta start a little fight. Bossy bottom, that’s me yeah that bitch in the cave You’ve got me gagged and blindfolded but I’m nobody’s slave Scratch your shoulders bite your neck Playing rough Is how I connect. In the bedroom if I ask you will you take control? If you need it, I can be a fuckin' Mountain Troll. I'm no Chris Brown, transformin' ya face Might slap you up a little but won't put you in a brace. Something tricky's going on when we play this game I don't really wanna hurt you but I like causing you pain. So back that ass up and I'll give it a smack. When I hear you say UHH! then I know we're on track. Tie you up when you’re down When you’re around I never frown. I’ll put a smile on your lips when I cinch the rope around your wrists. When push comes to shove that's when I know we're making love Let's take this leather and turn it to lace. Mmhm I feel like Bella when she married Edward When we fucking it’s so crazy we be breakin’ the headboard. I don’t mind a little bruising if you’re looking for a snack… Now it’s time to switch it up, that’s right: hands behind your back.
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No Secrets 04:29
Dear God, I’m about to go to the doctor, but I’m scared. I only slipped up a couple times, and I’m asking you, just this once, God—I barely asked you for anything in my life—please don’t let me have an STI. It might have been one time It might have been a hundred You didn’t use a condom and now you gotta wonder What his dick look like in the morning-light Is it scabby, or bumpy, or is it alright? Did her discharge taste funny or was it all a dream? When you’re in the bedroom things ain’t always as they seem. I didn’t want some rubber messing up our flow Now I’m scared and worried but don’t really want to know. Was a dot in this spot when I checked yesterday? Was this fever conceived from a night of careless play? If a condom cramped my style, then a blister’s gonna break it With a wart in my shorts it'd be fucked up to get naked. This just can’t happen not right now If I don’t think it It won’t go down. Don’t take me to a doctor I can’t handle the prognosis But if you don’t do something soon it’s gonna be psychosis. Please get tested, please get tested!! Until you do, you’ll never be well-rested. You just can’t treat it ‘til you know what you got So get it checked out before the water gets hot. You’re swimming in de Nile but we know you ain’t Thames. You explored her Gulf of Mexico and came back with a stain. You didn’t put that condom on and now your worried something’s wrong If Euphrates to get checked you shouldn't be having sex. You little schmuck! I can’t fucking believe you, God! After all the shit you put me through in my life. You never made it easy for me, and now I’ve got a motherfuckin’ STI ? I fucking hate you. I hope you get herpes all over your motherfucking asshole. It would serve you right you sadist! Ok so you got tested and the news ain’t so great It happens to the best of us even when we’re safe. I’m proud of you for getting checked I know that shit is rough Now it’s time to disclose, just you knowing ain’t enough. Your junk ain’t defunct it just requires more care So let your partners know the new state of affairs. Whether she can risk it or whether she can’t You gotta let her decide if she wants what’s in your pants. Whether he’ll still want you or whether he won’t It’s his choice to make so you gotta disclose. Tell it to your lover like he shoulda done to you We know the world ain’t fair but it’s the least you can do. Please disclose, please disclose!! And do it before you take off your clothes... You’re swimming in de Nile but we know you ain’t Thames. You explored her Gulf of Mexico and came back with a stain... No more secrets is the name of the game Give it to him straight, and there’s no need for shame. Please get tested, please get tested. If you wait too long you might become infested No more secrets is the ticket at the door So give it to her straight and you won’t make her sore. Please get tested, please disclose And do it before you take off your clothes. Please get tested, please disclose!
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Come Here 03:56
Quidditch playing with your wand boy I’m gonna cast a spell Hairy potter is ready to duel in case you couldn’t tell. Ain’t no Hogwarts gonna get in my way I’m clean as can be and I’m ready to play I see you across the room at a Sex/ed show Giving me those eyes like I don’t even know. You’re looking at me like you’re ready to go I feel a spasm in my chasm that runs down to my toes You're melting the cheese in my enchilada of love Wanna bully my wooly, want to stretch out my glove? Come here, right now, if you’re craving my cave-- Got an opening for a new Yoni Slave. I saw you at the coffeeshop working on your Mac, Glasses on your nose and you were all dressed in black. When you rose to get a muffin, I was looking at your back And my blood was rushing like a shark attack To my face, to that place in between my thighs Where a bone was growin', couldn't hide from people's eyes Couldn't hide it from yours, when I walked across the floor To sit down beside you, and then I was sure That like me, you were thinking what you wanted to do If the lights went out and it was just me and you. Then before you say espresso I'd be on you like glue. My pants would come off and yours would too. I’d stick that muffin in my mouth I’d lick the cream off your spoon I'd French Press you on the table and pump all afternoon. I'd grind your bean like the apocalypse is nigh With a hoodie on my goodies and your legs up in the sky. Back at my apartment, my poochicka’s in heat Hope you’ll make me howl like a cat on the street You're respectful, got a condom, and you ask me what I like Well hey there Potter, I’m gonna warm your wand all night. Through the pink portal is where I am bound Going to a galaxy where we’ll be shaking down Yeah her tunnel will take me someplace wild I'm lying in her bed with a jimmy and a smile. There's so many games that we can play. I'm Peter Pan, you're Wendy, or was it the other way? You never knew how many people I could be Now tell me, sexy thing what's your fantasy? You wanna be spanked, bent over the desk? I'll punish my Secretary for making a mess. Or maybe Cleopatra is looking for fun, Wants to see how many times her slave can make her come. I wanna know just how you like it Wanna know what's gonna make you scream Got all night to please each other You and I, enacting all our dreams. There’s nothing that you gotta hide cus I’m a freak like you have never seen.
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Crimson Tide 04:46
I’m on the prowl, hunting you down The crimson flow aint going to ruin my game Blood’s thicker than water, just more brown So come on and make it rain. Who's afraid of a woman's flow? Are you scared of my body? Are you gonna say no? It's hot when I'm hot and I know you can tell that I wanna draw water from the scarlet well. Rowing together in a sea of wine My body is amazing and I got the tide Stick your fingers inside and we'll go for a ride The moon is out and I'm howling. It’s nothing but a bloody waste to abstain when Aunt Flo, and Sally and Cousin Red came to stay They don’t mind so let’s take some time in the shower, the backyard, the pool or the lake. We’ll be rowing together in a sea of wine My body is amazing and I got the tide. Stick your fingers inside and we'll go for a ride The moon is out and I'm howling. Syncing is magic, parsley works like a charm It’s intrinsic, animalistic, we’re celestially linked It’s wild and violent, or just extra lube A relief, a respite, a lack of a child! ‘Cus it’s you, and me, my red muff, and the moon. I won’t make you taste it, but there’s no need to swoon Ever made love in a liquid cocoon? Grab a big towel and let’s head to your room.
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released October 31, 2012

Production: Marvin Astorga, Javelin, Sex/Ed
Vocals and Lyrics: Sqwshy, crVxn, Marvin Astorga, Lil elote, Muffdive, DigniT, Kruel Herp

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Sex/Ed Brooklyn, New York

Sex/Ed is sisters Sqwshy and crVxn, producer Marvin Astorga, and their friends. Sex/Ed raps about safe and consensual sex, seduction, being a happy slut, and kinks. This queer-feminist band reconceptualizes being 'clean' as knowing, treating, and disclosing your STIs. 'Cus really, no one is totally STI-free these days. So treat it if you got it, and tell your partner/s! Be safe, and have fun! ... more

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