Ring ring
-What up V?
Hey Muffdive.
-You get any last week?
Oh I got some. First he kissed me, then he dissed me.
This morning, I woke up with a motherfuckin’ STD.
-Fuck nooooo

Uh, crVxn here. Tryin’ to get the chicks fixed up in here
Who wanna lick a dick that’s clean and clear
Holla at a lady who’s smart and weird.
From now on there’s no more secrets
Ain’t gonna let no liar beat this
You might call me a gonorrhealist
Honesty is not a weakness.
Now I bet you’re wonderin’: what she got beneath that skirt?
I bet she has an STD I wonder if it hurt
Well I just got my pap smear and I don’t got no clap here
But if I did I’d let you know it, before I’d let you blow it.

So what’s your symptom and who’d you get that itch from?
Let’s talk about it
Herpes, AIDS, let’s talk about it
Crabs, scabies, syphilis, rabies, crazy shit be on your labies
Don’t be shy be unabashed
Go ahead and ask, “What’s up with that rash?”
You got an STD, and now you’re stressing me.
Can I ask you a question please
What’s going on underneath them jeans?
Not trying to be mean just gotta make sure that you’re clean
Cus if you want me on your team, first you gotta give me honesty.

H to the E to the P type B. Shit’s longterm better tell wifey
Lips blowing up just like hyphey
In fact looking back it’s more than likely that
You gave me herpes on purpose. You gave me the herp on purpose.
Yeah motherfucker you can say I’m nervous,
Pulling my hair when I gave you service.
K to the motherfucking R to the motherfucking U to the E to the L
(That’s Kruel!)
If you want to get with me that’s cool
But first you gotta know that I’m no fool.
So, raise your hand if you got the clap
And smack your man if he raised it, snap!
Who me? Not physically, but I got mad sympathy.

I ...wanna...fuck...tonight
But first I gotta see that it looks alright
Pull off your belt, unzip your pants
Looking good let’s make romance

But you need some professional information
Cus it might not be the time of the inflammation
So come on, now, don’t be ashamed
To drop your pants for somebody that’s trained.
So if you got the clap I don’t hate you boy but you need to step back
Getting cleared up’s easy just do it now so we can get sleazy.
Diseases from venus
Apply three times daily to your penis
And if you want to stick me with your wangus or give me funnilangus
Go check yourself, protect yourself
Make sure you got a clean bill of health.
You know I’m feeling nasty but don’t try to put one past me
Your anaconda won’t get none unless you wear a condom
Then we can live large. Put one on and I’ll drop discharge!

To the ladies who got scabies, to the fellas who don’t tell us
Let’s talk about it
Herpes, AIDS, let’s talk about it
Crabs, scabies, syphilis, rabies, crazy shit be on your labies
Don’t be shy be unabashed
Go ahead and ask, “What’s up with that rash?”

I'm repping Bmore but I don't like crabs THAT much!

I don’t drive without my glasses
And you better wear a condom when you tap this asses!

You wondering why all those ladies be pissed
When you walking around like a syphilanthropist!

NO SECRETS.